Meanwhile, in my Criminal Justice class...
Me: Blove can we get a sea otter?
Blove: A zeeatta?
Me: No! A SEA- OT- TER
Blove: What is that.. a horse?
Blove: A zeeatta?
Me: No! A SEA- OT- TER
Blove: What is that.. a horse?
Relationships:
Action: Cheating
You: I'm sorry babe it won't happen again
Me: It's okay
Action: Lying
You: I'm sorry babe it won't happen again
Me: It's okay
Action: Eating a cookie, forgot to ask if my significant other wants one
Me: I'm sorry babe it won't happen again
You: YOU'RE A FUCKING SCUM BAG YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT ALL YOU EVER DO IS THINK OF YOURSELF SELFISH ASSHOLE I'M DONE
You: I'm sorry babe it won't happen again
Me: It's okay
Action: Lying
You: I'm sorry babe it won't happen again
Me: It's okay
Action: Eating a cookie, forgot to ask if my significant other wants one
Me: I'm sorry babe it won't happen again
You: YOU'RE A FUCKING SCUM BAG YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT ALL YOU EVER DO IS THINK OF YOURSELF SELFISH ASSHOLE I'M DONE
This is about to be a wild night
I’m in bed with her right now, as we speak. I’m touching all the right buttons to turn her on. I move my fingers around her body. She loves to be used. She gets all hot when I’ve played with her for a long time… What a naughty little laptop I have.
(Source: alliphantt)
